How women (really) are...
Jul. 4th, 2012 10:04 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
soulmatejunkeeEnjoy!
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I don’t read operation instructions – I push the buttons until it works!
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I don’t need alcohol to expose myself to ridicule – I can do it by myself!
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If I were a bird, I knew exactly who would get my first load of shit on his head!
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I’m not bitchy – I’m emotionally felxible!
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Best words ever spoken? “Let’s go shopping!“
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I’m not nuts. These are Special Effects!
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Women have to look like WOMEN and not like decorated bones!
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Forgive and forget? I’m neither Jesus, nor do I have Alzheimer.
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Women are angels. If you break our wings, we keep flying – on a broom. We are flexible!
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I’m not fat! It’s just effective erotic surface!
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When god created the men he promised to place the perfect man on every corner … and then he made the earth a ball.
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When I’m dead my headstone’s gonna say: “Don’t look so stupid, I would prefer to be at the beach, too!”
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on 2012-07-04 08:48 am (UTC)Loved it!
Later, sweetie ;)
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on 2012-07-04 08:58 am (UTC)no subject
on 2012-07-04 11:27 am (UTC):-)
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on 2012-07-04 11:28 am (UTC)Thank you for the laugh...;)
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on 2012-07-04 12:05 pm (UTC)Why was your day so shitty?
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on 2012-07-04 03:41 pm (UTC)Thank you!
Cheers,
Vin
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on 2012-07-05 12:51 am (UTC)no subject
on 2012-07-05 04:08 am (UTC)Reminds me of the 9 words women use: here
Hugs,
Linda