How women (really) are...

[soulmatejunkee]

Found this and thought it's funny, so I tried to translate it ;)
Enjoy!

01
I don’t read operation instructions – I push the buttons until it works!

02
I don’t need alcohol to expose myself to ridicule – I can do it by myself!

03
If I were a bird, I knew exactly who would get my first load of shit on his head!

04
I’m not bitchy – I’m emotionally felxible!

05
Best words ever spoken? “Let’s go shopping!“

06
I’m not nuts. These are Special Effects!

07
Women have to look like WOMEN and not like decorated bones!

08
Forgive and forget? I’m neither Jesus, nor do I have Alzheimer.

09
Women are angels. If you break our wings, we keep flying – on a broom. We are flexible!

10
I’m not fat! It’s just effective erotic surface!

11
When god created the men he promised to place the perfect man on every corner … and then he made the earth a ball.

12
When I’m dead my headstone’s gonna say: “Don’t look so stupid, I would prefer to be at the beach, too!”

Comments

[guavejuice.livejournal.com]

heee...
Loved it!
Later, sweetie ;)

[love4movies.livejournal.com]

Ha, ha, ha! Loved 7, 9 and 10. :D

[pet0511.livejournal.com]

I had the most shitty day but now I can't stop grinning. Where did you find that?
:-)

[chloris01.livejournal.com]

I LOVE n°12...so true !
Thank you for the laugh...;)

[soulmatejunkee.livejournal.com]

I got it in german from a girl at the german QAF board yesterday and I loved it *gg*
Why was your day so shitty?

[aaa-mazing.livejournal.com]

LMAO. So true:)))

[kinwad.livejournal.com]

OL...Thanks for the laugh, Steffie!

[cheburashka-2.livejournal.com]

Loved it!

Thank you!

Cheers,
Vin

[rznbloodrose.livejournal.com]

LOL! especially @ #4 & #9 :D

[randysgirl-645.livejournal.com]

lmao! that's so funny!

[landlady-4rent.livejournal.com]

Very funny & true. lol.

[later2nite.livejournal.com]

This is so great! LOL Every one of them is right on and made me laugh.

Reminds me of the 9 words women use: here

Hugs,

Linda